A KBLUR ORIGINAL

Calmly
Catastrophic.

Hi. I'm Mort. Each week I take the wildest "What If" question — what if every credit card stopped working, what if the dollar collapsed in 90 days, what if humans evolved gills — and walk through what would actually happen.

Calmly. With science. With a smirk.

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No clickbait No fearmongering Just curiosity, with consequences
Mort the Skeleton — Kblur mascot
What we do

Stupid questions.
Answered too seriously.

Mort the Skeleton calmly walks you through hypotheticals nobody asked. Whether that's funny or terrifying is up to you.

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WHAT IF EVERY CREDIT CARD STOPPED WORKING? · WHAT IF HUMANS EVOLVED GILLS? · WHAT IF MCDONALDS WAS THE LAW? · WHAT IF YOU WOKE UP IN ANCIENT ROME? · WHAT IF THE DOLLAR COLLAPSED IN 90 DAYS? · WHAT IF THE MOON DISAPPEARED? · WHAT IF EVERY CREDIT CARD STOPPED WORKING? · WHAT IF HUMANS EVOLVED GILLS? · WHAT IF MCDONALDS WAS THE LAW? · WHAT IF YOU WOKE UP IN ANCIENT ROME? ·
The vibe

A skeleton.
Weird questions.
That's the channel.

Hypotheticals taken way too seriously by a guy who's been dead long enough to find them funny.

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